Did anyone else genuinely laugh out loud while reading this? It's so devoid of useful information (we don't know how this happened or at least won't tell you, a

Did anyone else genuinely laugh out loud while reading this? It's so devoid of useful information (we don't know how this happened or at least won't tell you, and we don't know who is affected or how many people are affected) other than "it was an accident". It's just so ridiculous. I do believe them that they don't know who was affected and that this probably wasn't approved by the top brass (in that sense being a kind of accident), but that doesn't speak well to their technical or legal competence.