Unclear what could et more stale dinner rolls and discarded bakery pizza, a single scalar 1100lb megapig or a massively parallel array of sixteen hungry goldens

Unclear what could et more stale dinner rolls and discarded bakery pizza, a single scalar 1100lb megapig or a massively parallel array of sixteen hungry goldens. The golden retrievers would eat it faster though; my impression is that pigs tend to chew and take their time....