I am pretty sure that I would commit some kind of X-icide if I had to take productive time out of my day for forced social chit-chat of this nature. They had b

I am pretty sure that I would commit some kind of X-icide if I had to take productive time out of my day for forced social chit-chat of this nature. They had best have at least donuts available as recompense for inflicting this kind of atrocity. Pizza or Chinese takeout would be more appropriate.