* "Haskellers write to much code but don't explain the language. They should write tutorials." * "Haskellers just write tutorials but there's no good practic

* "Haskellers write to much code but don't explain the language. They should write tutorials." * "Haskellers just write tutorials but there's no good practical code." * "Haskell will never catch on because it's too hard. They think it's easy but that's just because they're geniuses." * "Haskellers are obnoxious and condescending. The language is easy but they want to pretend it makes them special and clever." * "The Haskell type checker only checks really simple properties that are easy to prove by hand" * "Haskell doesn't come with tooling that automate refactorings that are easy to make by hand" The list of contradictory complaints goes on ...