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It’s all fun and games until someone hacks your toaster to start toasting penii onto the surface.
by drivingmenuts 7y ago
It’s all fun and games until someone hacks your toaster to start toasting penii onto the surface.
- trhway 7y agoor they make the toaster to slightly and unpredictably vary the quality of the toasting - not enough for you to notice anything specific, yet enough to make you start the day with a bit of puzzled annoyance and undermining your confidence in your perception of reality - "was the toast different yesterday or is it just me?" - and leaving you with something bugging at the back of your mind through the day making you a bit impatient, a bit more easily frustrated, distracted and having some unspecified resentment building up deep inside you more and more with every day...
- dsamarin 7y agoI would pay good money for a toaster that would print my own uploaded designs into
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- bch 7y agoIsn’t that what these[0] are for? [0] https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/s/panini-makers https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/s/panini-makers