Don't forget: Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, your face will stick that way, you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind, we sent the dog on an out-of-tow

Don't forget: Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, your face will stick that way, you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind, we sent the dog on an out-of-town vacation, God will punish you for being just that one way he made you, and whatever many other ways parents lie to their children - sometimes just for amusement, and other times for weird inexplicable reasons that really benefit nobody. Is it any wonder children raised in constant lies might tend to repeat them and present a few doozies of their own?