This description fits so perfectly with middle-management-driven org-wide busywork exercises. "[Thing] is important and will take our work to the next level. Th

This description fits so perfectly with middle-management-driven org-wide busywork exercises. "[Thing] is important and will take our work to the next level. That is why we are implementing [naive approximation of Thing that misses the point]. Given [Thing]'s importance, we expect you to prioritize this and take it seriously."