Whenever I meet anyone who works at facebook, my first instinct is to extricate myself from that conversation. Otherwise we might get to know each other, and b

Whenever I meet anyone who works at facebook, my first instinct is to extricate myself from that conversation. Otherwise we might get to know each other, and become friends, and I'd never be sure that they weren't looking me up. My strategy for avoiding the prying eyes of facebook engineers is to be personally uninteresting to any facebook engineers. This might not work so well if I were a chick.