wear sweat pants and no underwear and put your foot up on stuff while you talk to people in the office. If you don’t have a penis, put a strap under the sweat

wear sweat pants and no underwear and put your foot up on stuff while you talk to people in the office. If you don’t have a penis, put a strap under the sweat pants. No one is going to fire you with cause for not being aware of your obviously swinging dick.