Setup a seperate SSID called "DadDied" with a simple password, scrawl it onto the fridge door with a knife. Have this SSID give out standard ISP DNS. Bonus po

Setup a seperate SSID called "DadDied" with a simple password, scrawl it onto the fridge door with a knife. Have this SSID give out standard ISP DNS. Bonus points if you setup the SSID on the ISP supplied router, bypassing all the equipment you installed behind it.