"Comma separated values? But my data has commas in it! Ah, I know, I'll use tabs instead, I've never seen a user put a tab so that'll work perfectly forever and

"Comma separated values? But my data has commas in it! Ah, I know, I'll use tabs instead, I've never seen a user put a tab so that'll work perfectly forever and definitely won't cause a huge fucking mess for the poor bastard who has to try and decipher this steaming pile."