Dear AT&T customers, All the great things you hear about Verizon are completely true. Please, move over to their network - it's really amazing, I swear! That's

Dear AT&T customers, All the great things you hear about Verizon are completely true. Please, move over to their network - it's really amazing, I swear! That's why I'm still an ATT customer. I mean, er... Signed, An ATT Subscriber excited about AT&T refugees freeing up some bandwidth.