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2948. Deliver babies.

• orangepanda 7y ago
  I raise you "2603. [...] deliver babies safely"
  • samfriedman 7y ago
    Sounds like something to worry about once we've achieved market domination.
• cschneid 7y ago
  Uber for Babies™
• bananaeater 7y ago
  Here's an expired patent you can take advantage of: https://patents.google.com/patent/US3216423A/en https://patents.google.com/patent/US3216423A/en Succinctly named "Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force"
• magashna 7y ago
  Can you patent motherhood?
• volkk 7y ago
  holy shit, some of these are making me actually cry. this list is something else