In my experience "My postillion has been struck by a lighting" works miracles in an English speaking audience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_postillion_has_

In my experience "My postillion has been struck by a lighting" works miracles in an English speaking audience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_postillion_has_been_struck_by_lightning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_postillion_has_been_struck_... A few good ideas in "English as she is spoke": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke