I was all curious to read about monetarily poor programmers. Instead, this. I agree with part of it. The goddamned arrays really trigger my Refactoring Legacy C

I was all curious to read about monetarily poor programmers. Instead, this. I agree with part of it. The goddamned arrays really trigger my Refactoring Legacy Code PTSD though. Any time you make an array, you need to make sure that damn thing is big enough. Do you even know in advance how big that bastard needs to be? You could make it just plenty big, I suppose, like an asshole. Just allocate 10,000 4-byte blocks like that shit just grows on trees. Then change it to 15,000 the first time someone has 10,001 things and crashes your shitty shit. Also any time you look at your shit you're gonna need a goddamned shitty index. A whole 'nuther variable! Get some generics ya dufus!