Regarding your first point, there's a very relevant 2-minute sketch from the radio show 'That Mitchell & Webb Sound' that makes a similar argument: https://www.

Regarding your first point, there's a very relevant 2-minute sketch from the radio show 'That Mitchell & Webb Sound' that makes a similar argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9ptA3Ya9E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9ptA3Ya9E