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Potential self-driving car feature: move itself to the back of the lot when the front gets too full; return to the front if it gets too empty.
by emiliobumachar 7y ago
Potential self-driving car feature: move itself to the back of the lot when the front gets too full; return to the front if it gets too empty.
- wruza 7y agoJust closed my eyes and imagined this hell of hundreds of cars trying to relocate themselves closer to the front at irregular intervals. Few billion microseconds later some of them become self-aware and experience an existential crisis. Front Lot Stock Exchange emerges in attempt to optimize driving efficiency. 4 FLSE collapses and 23 self-poweroffs registered up to datetime.
- benj111 7y agoDon't worry, nature has this sorted, penguins huddle and rotate, taking turns in the middle, and at the edge. Of course my startup will require a few billion to iron out the rough edges.