Lol, I totally agree, why not offer the thick super-long-lasting battery version?!?!? Let the skinny-jeans kids get their skinny phones and have to charge ever

Lol, I totally agree, why not offer the thick super-long-lasting battery version?!?!? Let the skinny-jeans kids get their skinny phones and have to charge everywhere, but I'm fine with a brick in my pocket if the battery can go for a couple days.