The number of hands available is rarely the problem with the bedsheets. "I screwed it up therefore I'm more qualified to tell the peons how to fix it!" is a par

The number of hands available is rarely the problem with the bedsheets. "I screwed it up therefore I'm more qualified to tell the peons how to fix it!" is a particularly impoverished variant of argument from authority. The bedsheet-shitter is welcome to give his life whatever meaning he can through whatever means don't involve his continued access to our bedsheets.