Sure. That's typically in the vows. I was more saying that people don't vow to be together "until I get a few promotions, you get fat, or I contract chronic FO

Sure. That's typically in the vows. I was more saying that people don't vow to be together "until I get a few promotions, you get fat, or I contract chronic FOMO-itis". Those who have expectations like that tend to be hurting themselves too.