I'm nearly 50 years old. You would think that if I could remember my dreams there would've been at least 1 time in the 18,000+ times I've slept in my lifetime t

I'm nearly 50 years old. You would think that if I could remember my dreams there would've been at least 1 time in the 18,000+ times I've slept in my lifetime that I would've remembered something, anything upon awakening. Anyway, not dreaming doesn't bother me, so I don't really have any incentive to try. Though I am a bit curious as to why I don't dream or remember that I've dreamed. But not curious enough to expend any energy on it ;-)