I don't mean to make light of this very sad situation, but I misparsed the first word in the headline as "Everyone" and pictured a Zuckerberg-themed Heavens Gat

I don't mean to make light of this very sad situation, but I misparsed the first word in the headline as "Everyone" and pictured a Zuckerberg-themed Heavens Gate/Jonestown sort of situation. Momentarily struck me as a radically-unexpected plot twist until I caught my error.