My apologies in advance to any Stone Age Tribesmen in the audience or those otherwise triggered by this analogy: Meanwhile on Totally Isolated Uncontacted Ston

My apologies in advance to any Stone Age Tribesmen in the audience or those otherwise triggered by this analogy: Meanwhile on Totally Isolated Uncontacted Stone Age tribe of 1940s Hacker News: Chief's Spear Chucking brigade confirms through song and ritual dance reenacment that they actually saw a thing flying through the air that looked like a very large bird, but appeared to be made of some form of advanced stone technology and had unusual round things on it that the great elders who first came up with breaking rocks to make them into sharp things imagine could be used, in the far distant future, to move large loads around with relative ease compared to current methods. Posters on Stone Age Tribe Hacker News say that this is actually a trick by monkey spirit, a large bird, or possibly some sort of advanced flying machine that great elder came up with that's made from bird feathers and shiny rocks that he's not telling us about, the idea that other people besides our little tribe could be inhabiting the earth being completely ludicrous.