> I’d probably fire someone if I started to see `JSON.parse(…)` Guys - I think he was being hyperbolic. Ya know, like everyone does on the Internet. If he had

> I’d probably fire someone if I started to see `JSON.parse(…)` Guys - I think he was being hyperbolic. Ya know, like everyone does on the Internet. If he had said "if I had to look at JSON.parse(...) lines constantly, I'd jump off a building!" I doubt you all would be calling 911 over an attempted suicide. Seriously, chill.