So you move in with Haskell the funny-named girl. You're in Heaven. After a few months, you find out that there are some words that you say, some things that y

So you move in with Haskell the funny-named girl. You're in Heaven. After a few months, you find out that there are some words that you say, some things that you do, that make her take her coat without a word, leave for a day and max out your credit card buying shoes. Sometimes you find out that it was your way of nodding that reminds her of Uncle Herbert. Sometimes you don't find out, and just decide not to say the word "mattress" any more. (Whether that disturbs you enough to break up is up to you)