A hillbilly asks his son what he learned in school that day. The son responds, "Pie R squared". The angry father comes back with, "What are they teachin' you i

A hillbilly asks his son what he learned in school that day. The son responds, "Pie R squared". The angry father comes back with, "What are they teachin' you in that place? Everybody knows cornbread are squared; pie are round!" C isn't that hard: void ((f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions and my fav I'm sorry for the double slash (Tim Berners-Lee in a Panel Discussion, WWW7, Brisbane, 1998) U didnt mention they had to be funny :)