They won’t regulate it because to them it’s just a necessary evil of having a perfectly-manicured waste-of-resources patch of green for seven months out of the

They won’t regulate it because to them it’s just a necessary evil of having a perfectly-manicured waste-of-resources patch of green for seven months out of the year that they then complain constantly about maintaining. If I leave my windows open at night, I get woken up by weedwackers and leaf blowers at least once every two weeks by apartment complex maintenance. And why? So the patches of grass nobody ever uses look perfect.