Likely to result in a total meltdown... (sorry, too easy) More seriously: >Saturday’s theft also comes after Edward Spencer-Churchill told a London newspaper

Likely to result in a total meltdown... (sorry, too easy) More seriously: >Saturday’s theft also comes after Edward Spencer-Churchill told a London newspaper that the golden toilet would not be very easy to steal, since it was connected to the palace’s plumbing. >“So no, I don’t plan to be guarding it,” he said. I am amazed. Anything of that value makes for a favorable risk / reward opportunity.