> I found that you don't lose weight until you sleep. Hilariously, this implies that if you never sleep you don't need to eat. All we need to do now is figure

> I found that you don't lose weight until you sleep. Hilariously, this implies that if you never sleep you don't need to eat. All we need to do now is figure out a way to put people on enough drugs that they never sleep, run them on treadmills, and voilà, FREE ENERGY!