A man in his 70s has a routine check up, and then brags to his doctor: "I'm really fit for my age. As a matter of fact, my 25 years old wife is expecting a baby

A man in his 70s has a routine check up, and then brags to his doctor: "I'm really fit for my age. As a matter of fact, my 25 years old wife is expecting a baby". The doctor then replies with a story: "A man was an avid hunter, but also a bit light-headed. So one day he gets up in the morning and goes hunting, but he mistakenly takes an umbrella instead of his shotgun. After a while he encouters a bear. He pulls out the umbrella, aims, pulls the trigger. The shot is heard, and the bear drops dead" "That's impossible!" exclaims the man, "someone else had to make that shot" "And that's exactly my point.", smiles the doctor.