That wouldn't quite work because all of > Unsound, inconsistent, overly complicated, poorly abstracted, improper paradigms apply to the current stable version

That wouldn't quite work because all of > Unsound, inconsistent, overly complicated, poorly abstracted, improper paradigms apply to the current stable version of Scala as well. You'd be comparing Typescript as it is in production right now to a best case scenario of where Scala could end up in a couple years.