While a useful and entertaining comparison, I feel like a major difference is between "unicorn" languages (languages having only a single implementation and run

While a useful and entertaining comparison, I feel like a major difference is between "unicorn" languages (languages having only a single implementation and runtime/ecosystem) vs. standardized languages having multiple compilers/implementations such as C and JS (and LISP), though people are throwing JS's advantage of being standardized and one of the must ubiquitous languages around away by choosing not-quite-JS languages such as TS and coffescript before that as the first thing when they're about to start a project).