I used to have a trillion dollar note and a large stack of million-dollar notes before some idiot at work stole them. Instead of retiring early all they got wa

I used to have a trillion dollar note and a large stack of million-dollar notes before some idiot at work stole them. Instead of retiring early all they got was my eternal disappointment. I keep wanting to replace my cash but the price of Zimbabwe bucks keeps going up and up, 100-trillion costs $70+ now! And when the notes were officially abandoned you could get whole bricks of unused stacks of any denomination for super cheap! Someday I will just have to take my losses and buy my 100-trill back.