Something you can try (ymmv, no guarantees): Do you have a Kohl's retail outlet near you? From what my wife tells me, they do returns for Amazon purchases now.

Something you can try (ymmv, no guarantees): Do you have a Kohl's retail outlet near you? From what my wife tells me, they do returns for Amazon purchases now. Just take it down to them and go to customer service and drop it off. Again, I don't know what they do at that point - they might scan it, claim hazmat and refuse to take it.