That and "fondle slabs" for Apple devices. It's been my daily coffee-break read since they started all those years ago. I don't know if it's the case now, but t

That and "fondle slabs" for Apple devices. It's been my daily coffee-break read since they started all those years ago. I don't know if it's the case now, but they wore their ban from Apple events (for not showing enough fawning) as a badge of pride for many years.