Groups of people doing evil things a conspiracy theory does not make. Conspiracy theories are about alternative and under-substantiated explanations of already

Groups of people doing evil things a conspiracy theory does not make. Conspiracy theories are about alternative and under-substantiated explanations of already-explained events. "Evil shit" happens. Coordinated disinformation campaigns to misdirect the public over a long period of time by large unknown groups does not. My "assumption" is not any kind of strawman absurdist extreme (I never said anything about perfection but nice try), it's simply the reality that conspiracy theories are hallmarked by three distinct attributes that make them categorically nonsense: lack of relevant and credible evidence, lack of falsifiability, and lack of predictiveness. They literally meet none of the criteria of the definition of a theory, which is why they're a joke and have no place in rational conversation.