When I was a high school student, we had some state administered test in health class that tasked us with analyzing advertisements for liquor and tobacco and se

When I was a high school student, we had some state administered test in health class that tasked us with analyzing advertisements for liquor and tobacco and seeing if we could recognize harmful behavior that the ads might be promoting. This test had no impact on our class grade... ..which means students wrote whatever the hell we wanted. I was assigned a Captain Morgan (rum) ad. I wrote that the ad was glorifying maritime piracy and was likely responsible for pirate activity in Somalia.