I've got a laundry list of recent MacBook Pro issues: 1) Batteries have been swelling like pillows since 2010, affecting 2 of 3 of my MBPs. They said it's an a

I've got a laundry list of recent MacBook Pro issues: 1) Batteries have been swelling like pillows since 2010, affecting 2 of 3 of my MBPs. They said it's an anomaly, but the recent exploding batteries didn't surprise me at all since many people experience this swelling. 2) Double-pressing keys for 2018 MBP, as in this article 3) Keys fading quickly on 2018 MBP, killing the resale value of the laptops instantly. Good for Apple though, both me and others who would have bought my laptop have to go buy new ones