Here's mine, from a while back: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16836336 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16836336 Fortunately it wasn't me who hit t

Here's mine, from a while back: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16836336 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16836336 Fortunately it wasn't me who hit their head hard in my original story, because she's now dead as a result.