I grew up in Honduras and got a third-degree sunburn during Holy Week (Semana Santa, when everyone goes to the beach). It became intolerable the night before Ea

I grew up in Honduras and got a third-degree sunburn during Holy Week (Semana Santa, when everyone goes to the beach). It became intolerable the night before Easter and my mother took me to the ER. Most of the lights were off, and there was a single receptionist at the desk. My mother explained the situation, and… Receptionist: Oh, well if you want to borrow the desk phone you're free to do so Mother: ??? Receptionist: You know, to call your doctor Mother: ???? Receptionist: We're happy to let you use a room and our supplies, but all of our doctors are on vacation. It's Semana Santa.