Actually, that's the next model upgrade: dark titanium (like a black American Express card, that I've only heard of but never rich enough to see). This dark ti

Actually, that's the next model upgrade: dark titanium (like a black American Express card, that I've only heard of but never rich enough to see). This dark titanium card offers an upgrade from the pedestrian titanium card, which brings numerous additional benefits to our cardholders, and yes, of course, including silken pillows (and associated pillow-holders), umbrella holders, and all other manner of servants. Beyond that, you get benefits such as...uh-oh, I'm sorry sir/madam, I just noticed - while looking at your credit score - that you don't qualify to even hear about the rest of the benefits that the rest of the 1%-ers (that's what we affectionately call our favorite customers) qualify for. Good day sir/madam. I said, good day! ;-)