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Titanium, among the strongest consumer metals for a credit card expected to be used on a daily basis...whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Hold up a sec! You're no
by mxuribe 7y ago
Titanium, among the strongest consumer metals for a credit card expected to be used on a daily basis...whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Hold up a sec! You're not thinking of putting that delicate-of-a-flower card in your pocket are you? Are you mad!?! No, no, no sir/madam, this credit card isn't meant for your pocket...It is meant for you to constantly walk around with it being held in your hand in order to clearly signal to the world that your are not some meager peasant - just like every other over-priced Apple product. /s
- C1sc0cat 7y agoI think your man (Butler / Servant) is meant to walk behind you carrying it on a silken pillow - whilst the Punka Walla holds an umbrella to protect it from the rigours of sunlight
- mxuribe 7y agoActually, that's the next model upgrade: dark titanium (like a black American Express card, that I've only heard of but never rich enough to see). This dark titanium card offers an upgrade from the pedestrian titanium card, which brings numerous additional benefits to our cardholders, and yes, of course, including silken pillows (and associated pillow-holders), umbrella holders, and all other manner of servants. Beyond that, you get benefits such as...uh-oh, I'm sorry sir/madam, I just noticed - while looking at your credit score - that you don't qualify to even hear about the rest of the benefits that the rest of the 1%-ers (that's what we affectionately call our favorite customers) qualify for. Good day sir/madam. I said, good day! ;-)