Wait until you get a load of UK speech patterns: Amazing driving > I've nearly died with you at the wheel Great game > We lost 1-8, I hate my team, they stink

Wait until you get a load of UK speech patterns: Amazing driving > I've nearly died with you at the wheel Great game > We lost 1-8, I hate my team, they stink so badly We'll meet up later > I'm not going out for anything but a WW3 Not to worry > I've cataloged this offense and will never forget it It's a bit wet > a tsunami has recently occured An email only ending in: Thanks > I hope you die It's fine > It is so bad that I have actually lost verbal control of myself in public Perfect > It's all ruined Not bad > It's total shite Not bad, actually > I am the happiest I have been in a decade It could be worse > The Blitz is actively occuring at this moment, all hope is lost Come round anytime > I never want to see you again Oh no, my fault > What are you doing you clumsy oaf When you have a tick > You are already late It'll be fine > I expect things to catch on fire shortly making things, somehow, worse Well, that's brave > you are criminally insane Quite good > underwhelming Oh by the way...> So, to the point of this interaction finally I just have a few minor comments > a complete re-write is required