"Oh boy, I can't wait to be forced by a big company to unbox my sex toys and lingerie in front of a bored delivery driver" or even worse, like you said, the si

"Oh boy, I can't wait to be forced by a big company to unbox my sex toys and lingerie in front of a bored delivery driver" or even worse, like you said, the signer won't necessarily be the recipient, so: "Oh boy, I can't wait for my parents to unbox my sex toys and lingerie in front of a bored delivery driver"