I must admit I laughed out loud at the title of this... but then that turned into a frown. I'm starting my own bootstrapped startup because 1) I want to make a

I must admit I laughed out loud at the title of this... but then that turned into a frown. I'm starting my own bootstrapped startup because 1) I want to make a name for myself 2) I want to tell people I actually did something successful. All I want from the end product? Enough money to buy a house, mortgage free. :)