These are all one-off races that can't be compared against global records. I currently hold the record for "sitting at luma's desk and typing things", that doe

These are all one-off races that can't be compared against global records. I currently hold the record for "sitting at luma's desk and typing things", that doesn't mean I'm a world record holder. Take a look at sanctioned events that pull in world-class competitors (which was what the original link pointed to).