My plan would be to teach all the parrots to converse in English, just like Alex [1]. Then people would arrive lost at the island and the parrots could give th

My plan would be to teach all the parrots to converse in English, just like Alex [1]. Then people would arrive lost at the island and the parrots could give them directions. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_%28parrot%29 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_%28parrot%29