I agree. It's like he's going down the list of boxes an urban millennial hipster is supposed to check. Once drove an old Toyota... check Plastered said Toyot

I agree. It's like he's going down the list of boxes an urban millennial hipster is supposed to check. Once drove an old Toyota... check Plastered said Toyota in the kind of bumper stickers you usually have to be a Prius driving tenured professor to amass... check Ethically sourced pet... check Uses said dog to woo women on tinder... check Girlfriend makes demands and he caves to them... check Doubles down by marrying her... check Had the author gone on to discuss his preferred micro-brews, farmers markets and the best way to die your hair blue I would have assumed this was a satirical piece. I have no problems with the people who do all these things. I check a few of these boxes myself. I take issue with the people who broadcast it like it's something virtuous.