Also the rarest of gifts, a joke I've never heard: In the 1980's, the members of the Berlin Symphony told joke about their imperious conductor, Herbert Von Ka

Also the rarest of gifts, a joke I've never heard: In the 1980's, the members of the Berlin Symphony told joke about their imperious conductor, Herbert Von Karajan: The maestro gets into a taxi. The driver asks "Where to?" "It doesn't matter," Von Karajan declaims, "I'm needed EVERYWHERE!"