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Ooh can I play too?! * Don't require 10 years experience with a language or technology that less than 10 years old * Don't list hundreds of unrelated skills r
by snorkel 16y ago
Ooh can I play too?!
* Don't require 10 years experience with a language or technology that less than 10 years old
* Don't list hundreds of unrelated skills required because you're hoping this position will do the work of 5 employees and 2 consultants.
* Don't mention "self-motivator". Who would describe themselves otherwise?
* Don't call the position a "Director of" when it has no direct reports, no hiring budget, and itself reports to an intern in marketing.
* Don't ask how many ping pong balls would fit in a school bus unless your business is directly related to filling buses with ping pong balls.
- shasta 16y ago> Don't ask how many ping pong balls would fit in a school bus unless your business is directly related to filling buses with ping pong balls. In job postings? Do you have the following in mind? Send applications to X@ballbussers.com where X is the number of ping pong balls that it takes to fill a standard yellow school bus.